Gotta read!
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (*he is 66*).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - *green, red, orange,
and blue*.
My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked: *�What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?�*
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his
response; I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ����
*�Got stoned once and made love to a peacock. *
* I was just wondering if you were my son".*
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