"Why God Made Moms"

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*WHY GOD MADE MOMS * ****

*Answers given by 2nd grade** **school children to the following questions:
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*Why did God make mothers? *****

*1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. *****

*2. Mostly to clean the house. *****

*3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. *****

* **How did God make mothers? *****

*1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. *****

*2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. *****

*3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger
parts. *****

* **What ingredients are mothers made of? *****

*1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in
the world and one dab of mean. *****

*2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use
string, I think. *****

*Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? *****

*1. We're related. *****

*2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me. *****

*What kind of a little girl was your mom? *****

*1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. *****

*2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty
bossy. *****

*3. They say she used to be nice. *****

*What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? *****

*1. His last name. *****

*2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk
on beer? *****

*3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to
chores? *****

* **Why did your mom marry your dad? *****

*1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot ***
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*2. She got too old to do anything else with him. *****

*3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on. *****

*Who's the boss at your house? *****

*1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof
ball. *****

*2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the
bed. *****

*3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. ***
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* **What's the difference between moms and dads? *****

*1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work. ***
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*2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them. *****

*3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause
that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends. *****

*4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.. *****

* **What does your mom do in her spare time? *****

*1. Mothers don't do spare time. *****

*2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. *****

* **What would it take to make your mom perfect? *****

*1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of
plastic surgery. *****

*2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. *****

* **If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? *****

*1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of
that. *****

*2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did
it not me. *****

*3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of
her head. *****

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